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This item is so corny; it transcends corniness and becomes something else. It's just so blatantly silly... such a low form of comedy... that it actually achieves greatness on a different level.
It's a quality, heart-shaped ring box that contains a genuine 1 Carrot Diamond Ring. Of course, when the recipient opens her gift, it's not what she expects... or maybe it is what she expects. Either way, it's always funny.
Inside is a ring with an enameled orange carrot on a gold diamond background.
The ring is made of gold-toned metal and is adjustable, so it can be worn proudly (?) on any finger. The handsome box, which really sets up the joke, is also included.
ITEM # CS172 PRICE $3.50
Just add water to this safe, non-toxic powder and watch it expand to 100 times its original size! It feels and looks just like real snow, except it will not give you frostbite.
ITEM # A 013B PRICE $3.49
Have you ever needed help getting off the phone with someone? Well we have just the solution for you. This little Excuse Machine gives you 6 different sounds that will help you out of the tightest spots and get you off the phone fast. Includes: Baby Crying, Door Bell, Siren, Static, Car Crashing and Knock-Knock Chinese Food!
ITEM # TT002D PRICE $10.00
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