JOKES

This light bulb will actually light in your hand.
ITEM # CS064 PRICE $6.00

Funny gag item. Imagine being so rich that your scratch pad is made up of hundred dollar bills.
ITEM # A 003 PRICE $2.99

I actually had a teacher in the fourth grade who wore a monocle. You can have some fun with this great costume gag.
ITEM # M 011 PRICE $.99

I try all the candies that we get in. Believe me, even if you are a mustard lover you will hate this candy. Just leave a few around and someone, sooner or later, is bound to try one.
ITEM # MM009A PRICE $1.49
SOUND MACHINE (REMOTE CONTROL)

This remote controlled machine makes seven annoying sounds! Just place it anywhere out of site and trigger it with the remote control. The sounds are as follows:
Mosquito
Beeper
Water Dripping
Cricket
phone off the Hook
Cat Meow
Cell Phone
Works up to 100 feet and through walls. These sounds will drive people crazy. It is a super funny gag. Use it anywhere... at parties, office, school, corporate meetings, movies, restaurants, libraries, elevators, home, hotel lobbies or any other place you may have the nerve to use it.
ITEM # FS226 PRICE $16.00
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