JOKES
When I was in southern Texas, I actually saw giant spiders that looked like these. If placed on your shoulder and the wire tube hidden under your collar, you can cause the spider to jump at will. It really scares people!
ITEM # MM022 PRICE $2.99
This kazoo really works. If you can hum you can play this instrument.
ITEM # F 019A PRICE $3.49
This candy will make the victims mouth turn black. It uses a harmless dye that causes no permanent staining.
ITEM # MM032 PRICE $1.49
Think of the fun - You put this electronic device between two people and each one will think the other is swearing at them. The possibilities are never-ending. You can now say all those things you wanted too...but haven't.
The device includes five absolutely "in bad taste" phrases that are adult and include actual "four letter curse words."
Hey! F*** You
You're an A** hole
Are you talking to F***ing me?
Eat Sh**
F***ing Jerk
The product consists of two pieces, the remote transmitter (similar in size to a car alarm remote) and the speaker unit that is approximately 4" tall with a 3" speaker. The radio transmitter and receiver has range of 50 feet and can even go through walls. Requires 4 "AAA" batteries. (not included)
ITEM # REG042 PRICE $22.50
Put this trick device in your mouth. It looks like you have the front of a frog in your mouth. The back end sticks out and looks real. Your friends will croak as it wiggles about.
ITEM # MM014B PRICE $3.00
Place this trick device into your mouth and it looks like you have the front of a wiggling rat in your mouth. The back end sticks out and looks real.
ITEM # MM014C PRICE $3.00
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