JOKES

Lend me your comb? When you reach into your pocket they will think you are pulling out a switchblade, but alas it's only a comb.
ITEM # J 018 PRICE $2.99

Every woman and senior citizen should carry a police whistle. It might save your life! Also used for sporting events, by teachers and camp counselors.
ITEM # X 046 PRICE $.99

Yucky creepy tarantulas. This pair will really scare them.
ITEM # CS130 PRICE $2.99

Mechanical talking teeth are a very funny joke. Used by magicians, clowns and master of ceremonies these teeth have become a classic.
ITEM # CS040 PRICE $6.50

The most realistic looking bar of soap that does nothing. It is made from plastic and no matter how much you try to lather up you will get no foam. Very funny!
ITEM # MM003A PRICE $1.69
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