JOKES
SQUIRTING BOTTLE: CATS-UP OR MUSTARD
These ketchup and mustard bottles deliver a great joke. Go up to a friend and squirt them. They will think that ketchup or mustard is coming towards them and ruining their cloths. Please state in the comment section of the order form whether you want ketchup or mustard.
ITEM # TT004A PRICE $1.99
I once got sent to the principal's office for wearing these to school. I told him I was just trying to hear the teacher better. He didn't think that was funny and paddled me. They don't paddle kids anymore, so have fun!
ITEM # WA030 PRICE $3.99
We thought we saw everything until this electric f*art machine came into the store. This item is for advanced jokesters only!
ITEM # REG043 PRICE $19.99
Gruesome joke. Your mother will faint!
ITEM # F 046C PRICE $.99
Catch the craze! Airzooka Air Guns are a major blast. One of the most fun toys to be enjoyed by kids from nine to ninety! Airzooka is a hand held fun gun that fires a ball of air up to 30 feet.
You will laugh your socks off as seemingly from nowhere, you are able to mess up a persons hair, or ruffle their shirt or papers. They won't know what hit them! Use the Airzooka to sneak attack your friends, boss, or even total strangers.
The Aizooka is based on the principals of the vortex generator. The Airzooka requires no batteries or electricity, since it works with an elasticated air launcher. Pull back and release the launcher like a catapult, firing the ball of air out of the air gun. Assemble your Airzooka in seconds and because it shoots air, you will never run out of ammo.
ITEM # UP849C PRICE $20.00
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