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RUBBER: PIG

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This is a funny item for a magician or clown to use.  The magician can use it as a production item.  The clown can use it as a gag.  You can use it just to have fun!

ITEM # FS084 PRICE $10.99


RUBBER: RAT    

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Very scary looking rat. Leave in an inconspicuous place and watch the fun. This guy is 14 inches from nose to tail.

ITEM # REG045 PRICE $2.99


CRAZY CLUCK - THE WACKY CHICKEN

The Crazy Cluck Chicken flaps and waddles around while doing the "Chicken Dance", clucking and flapping his wings in sync with the melody! Grab him by the neck and lift him up while he does his annoying little dance, and we will squawk and cluck like mad, flapping his wings wildly and if he is gagging and choking! Choke the chicken and watch him go wild!

ITEM # UP070B PRICE $27.00


TALKING SECURITY CAMERA

Fun Security Camera is not a fully operational CCTV camera, but it certainly looks realistic! The Security Camera has a sensitive built in motion detector that will pick up movements in the room.

Once the detector is activated, the Security Camera sounds a siren alarm and shouts out warnings like "Intruder alert - Leave the room immediately!", the LED light flashes and the motorized camera rotates on it's pivot. Great for keeping out those uninvited intruders!

ITEM # UP045B PRICE $15.00


SHOCK FLIP-TOP LIGHTER

This look just like a flip top lighter except that it will give those smokers in your life a strong but harmless shock!

Not recommended for children under 14 or persons in poor health. This product is not returnable. If someone throws it and breaks it we cannot be responsible.

ITEM # TT020D PRICE $10.00


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