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This skull looks so real that I once had a policeman come into the store to ask why I was displaying human bones. He told me that it was against the law. Boy, did he have egg on his face when he found out it was made of synthetic material. I have also sold these to anatomy teachers to use in their high school classrooms.
ITEM # U 003A PRICE $28.00
These are the finest looking rubber chickens. Magicians can use them as a production item. Clowns can use them as a gag item. You can use them just to have fun.
ITEM # TT005 PRICE $11.99
This popular Valentine's Day candy is made with hot cayenne pepper. Send them to your ex-girlfriend for a fun day.
ITEM # G 135B PRICE $1.49
Have a stick of gum anyone? As they reach for the gum, squirt them in the eye!
ITEM # F 062C PRICE $1.49
It looks like a flashlight! It lights like a flashlight! It is a flashlight! But unless you know how to put it on it will give the unsuspecting person a strong but harmless shock!
Not recommended for children under 14 or persons in poor health. This product is not returnable. If someone throws it and breaks it we cannot be responsible.
ITEM # TT020E PRICE $ 10.00
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