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PIRATE PATCH

Ahoy mates! This inexpensive pirate patch will turn you into one of Captain Hook's pirates instantly.

ITEM # O 008A PRICE  $.69


PUFF CIGARETTES

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Whenever you need a fake cigarette for a play or just to play a joke on someone, these cigarettes are for you.  They are filled with powder, and when you blow on them, smoke is released from the lighted end.

ITEM # MM008 PRICE  $.99


KING NUT CAN

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This is the best looking nut can on the market today.  It has a mechanism in the bottom of the can that will make it sound like their are real nuts inside.  When opened up three large spring snakes will jump out.

ITEM # REG034 PRICE  $4.99


HAT: OVER THE HILL

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These are funny over the hill gags.  They make the hit of a surprise party!

FIFTY IS NIFTY                                       ITEM # SHELF1       PRICE $4.50
LORDLY LORDLY, I'M OVER FORTY     ITEM # SHELF2 PRICE $4.50
OVER THE HILL ITEM # SHELF3 PRICE $4.50
SIXTY IS SEXY ITEM # SHELF4 PRICE $4.50

DELUXE 5 VOICE DISGUISER

Mask your voice to make your Halloween transformation complete. The deluxe voice disguiser fits comfortably under your mask so you can speak as scarily as you look. Choose from wicked witch, scary monster, nasty devil, space alien, or a voice from beyond. Includes a head set with attached microphone so it is hands-free. Unit requires one 9V battery, not included.

ITEM # FS264 PRICE $11.00


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