JOKES

The squirting nickel is made from a real coin. Just ask someone the date and squirt them in the eye.
ITEM # MM017A PRICE $2.99

Pop this in your mouth. It is a grotesque looking tongue that squirts when you bite down. Funny item for clowns, Halloween or just to fool around.
ITEM # MM007B PRICE $1.29

Why pay hundreds of dollars to get a tattoo. For a few bucks you can get one of our temporary tattoos and you won't have to have laser surgery to take it off.
ITEM # WA026 PRICE $1.99

Just leave this candy bar lay around for the unsuspecting moocher. This is a sweet disguise that hides a strong but harmless shock!
Not recommended for children under 14 or persons in poor health. This product is not returnable. If someone throws it and breaks it we cannot be responsible.
ITEM # TT020C PRICE $10.00

It's fascinating, amusing and fun to do. Just separate the two hooks. It's easy when you know how. Frustrate a friend and then show them how it's done. Instructions included.
ITEM # G 117 PRICE $2.00

Trick your friends and family. hide the Prankster and at night it makes a sound! Annoying when the light is turned on - it stops!
ITEM # TT002C PRICE $6.00
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