JOKES
Squirt this on someone's washable shirt. You will get quite a reaction. The ink disappears in about a minute and then the shirt can dry. We don't recommend squirting this on an item that has to be dry cleaned.
ITEM # MM033C PRICE $.99
We have the largest selection of turds east of the Mississippi. Just state which number you like under the comments section of the order form.
This is one of the oldest and funniest gags still on the market today. This glass has been especially drilled with tiny holes so that when it is tilted, as when you drink, it will drip all over you.
ITEM # L 013E PRICE $5.00
Fill this pen with invisible ink. You will be able to squirt it on someone and they will think it is the real thing. It disappears in a minute or two. We recommend only squirting it on washable material. It will not stain anything that won't be stained by water.
ITEM # MM016A PRICE $2.99
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