JOKES
WHOOPEE CUSHION REMOTE CONTROL
OR
FART MACHINE #2
At one time or another we all owned a whoopee cushion. We giggled as someone sat on it. This electronic whoopee cushion puts that old rubber cushion to shame. Hide it somewhere in a room and wait until two people are near it and trigger by remote control. They will look at each other and you will split your sides.
I took one home and taped it under my son's chair at the dinner table. I set it off; his sister called him a pig. He swore it wasn't him and that she was a liar. I did it again and they were ready to fight until they saw my face. Then they accused me, and I explained that I couldn't even throw my voice. I did it to my 82 year old mother and she said, "excuse me". This hilarious item incorporates the technological innovation of today with the good old-fashioned humor we all know and love. It is a match made in heaven!
ITEM # REG004 PRICE $18.00
MY KIDS CARDS
This great, full-color portrait of "The Kids" is
produced exclusively by Lee Jacobs Productions. When we found the perfect pair
of newborn baby goats, we brought a professional photographer down to the
farm... and the rest is show biz history!
When someone starts showing off family photos, pull out
your wallet and show them a picture of your "kids."
Perfectly produced on heavy stock, it has the look, the
feel, and the shine of a wallet-size family snapshot -- but much more durable.
You can even have your printer put your name and address on the back, creating
one business card nobody will throw away!
ITEM # FS019 PACK OF THREE PRICE $1.00
Straight from Area 51 this grotesque little guy will be a conversation piece in your magic room. Display him every year at Halloween and the neighbor kids will always remember your house during "Trick or Treat."
ITEM # I 002 PRICE $29.99
I know it works folks because I got my wife, THE DRAGON LADY HERSELF. Well she threw it at me and I had to lock myself in the office but you can have just as much fun as I did with this wonderful new shocking soda or beer can. It looks ordinary and sits innocently on your table. Along comes the unsuspecting and when they pick the can up they will receive a nice jolt. I don't recommend this if your spouse is wearing a pacemaker unless of course you want to get rid of them. This nifty new shock device will give you hours of fun and teach people to keep their hands off of what doesn't belong to them.
Each one of these is checked before it leaves our warehouse. If someone throws it at you or breaks it over your head we cannot take it back.
ITEM # MM020 PRICE $24.00
Zap your friends with this realistic looking cell phone. When they try it they will get a harmless electric shock.
ITEM # MM019A $17.50
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