BOOKS
LIFE-SAVER LINES by ALDO COLOMBINI
Have you ever had something not go exactly as planned? A trick not go right? People leaving your show early? Some unexpected "bang" come from backstage? Well have no fear! Here's exactly what you've been looking for!
Aldo Colombini has put together over 1,000 comedic one-liners that can save your neck when you're in a pinch. Not only does Life-Saver Lines include an enormous variety of lines to recover from unexpected situations, but it also contains a huge selection of one-liners you can intentionally incorporate into your show. In the book the jokes are grouped according to different situations and among the many categories are:
Colombini does a great job summing up the book in the Introduction:
Here we are again fellow comedians, magicians and entertainers with a new collection of one-liners compiled not only to make you laugh, but to help you entertain others.
In this book you'll find over 1000 one-liners that you can use on many different occasions as well as in so many different ways... in rehearsed show patter, during an impromptu close up request and as hilarious, spontaneous retorts when you need them. I know you'll find yourself laughing out loud as your read this book, but don't forget to mark the pages where you laugh the loudest so you'll be sure to find those gems again when you want them for your act.
All the one liners included here are different from the ones published in my previous four books: Make'em Laugh, Funny Stuff, Laughing Out Loud, and First Aid Lines. Thanks to all of you and because of your continued support, I will continue to keep collecting and publishing more 'comedy files.'
Keep smiling and keep your audiences smiling!
Best Always, Aldo Colombini
Beyond doubt this book is an invaluable asset to any Magician or stage performer. Don't miss out on it!
The book contains 48-pages
ITEM # BK0378 PRICE $25.00
FUNNY STUFF by ALDO COLOMBINI
More than 300 Jokes, Gags, & Laugh Lines for all occasions.
"He's a funny guy...", "She always has a 'quick one,' ready to go...", "I swear I wish I had half the sense of humor of that guy..."- Is this what people are saying about you? Why not!?! Oh- you probably don't have your very own copy of Funny Stuff yet, huh. Well delay no further!
This book has it all- from what to say to hecklers, funny stuff to say after a joke bombs, even quick responses for after a mistake, to delightfully refreshing ways to bid adieu to your audience.
You'll want read this one cover to cover!
ITEM # BK0787 PRICE $12.00
MAKE'EM LAUGH by ALDO COLOMBINI
Over 200 Great Comedy One-Liners for Magicians, Emcees and Speakers
If you're looking for some great one-liners to spice up any routine or just have in the back of your mind and ready for the right opportunity, look no further. Aldo Colombini has compiled over 200 comedy one-liners perfect for anyone who works in front of others.
The booklet is staple bound and 24-pages.
ITEM # BK0788 PRICE $12.00
IMPUZZIBILITIES by JIM STEINMEYER
STRANGELY SELF-WORKING CONJURING
This 30-page booklet contains 13 self-working items including interactive
tricks which are suitable for television or radio audiences. Contains:
The book is soft cover, staple bound, 30 pages.
ITEM # BK0994 PRICE $16.00
FURTHER IMPUZZIBILITIES by JIM STEINMEYER
Further Impuzzibilities is Steinmeyer's latest collection of novel self-working conjuring effects. It is a follow-up to his 2002 collection of self-working conjuring included in Impuzzibilities.
So what's included in this new book? As the sub-title makes it strangely clear, one can expect to learn Still More Strangely Self-Working Conjuring. There are in fact 10 powerful, intriguing, and mind-boggling illusions that Steinmeyer presents to the reader in his usual clear and concise format. Among these are the following:
This booklet contains 29-pages
ITEM # BK0742 PRICE $16.00
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